hoe sheisty

a nasty ho gettin all up your bid-ness

Get that hoe sheisty outta my crib!

by el jefe November 13, 2003

Fun sheriff

Similar to the old ball and chain, the fun sheriff is your domestic partner who sucks all the fun out of your life by repeatedly encouraging you to be a responsible adult, and follow through with your commitments and obligations.

The fun sheriff stopped by my house looking for you earlier. I told her you were at the library when you were really at the keg party next door.

by oksull December 23, 2010

seris

shorter way to say "Seriously"

"Seris, Bitch, I'm on my way to DQ!"

by Mercades March 2, 2008

sheist/ sheisty

Sparing or scant in giving or spending; stingy.

Let me have a Skittle, you sheisty bitch.

by Daniel March 26, 2002

sheisty

adjective: sneaky, shady, selfish

I took my girlfriend to the movies, paid for it, and she didn't even thank me...that is one sheisty bitch!!!

When I was eating out my girlfriend's pussy, she was moaning and screaming..."I want you so bad!" Only to find out that once I was done, apparently she was too...that sheisty-ass whore!

by a sheisty person March 27, 2005

sheridan steamer

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.

2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".

So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.

by Valoriengm January 1, 2017

sheri

A beautiful PERFECT human being

MY IDOL

i don't know if i should at her

but ya (sheri)

by anonymous January 12, 2021