skeletongold

n. A prestigious award received for a fine performance in an unheralded sport or activity.

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Super boring Olympics! Looks like Norway is going to win yet another skeletongold in plank sliding.

I think it’s called skiing.

Whatever. Nobody cares.

by gnostic3 February 19, 2026

Shelton

Shelton ones of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet with the most beautiful brown eyes. He will always make you laugh even when you don’t feel like it, his smile is contagious and will always brighten your day. He has so much heart and puts his all into everything he does. He’ll treat you like a princess and never upset you purposefully. Even though he will joke in serious times he is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Girl- “wow look at Shelton, look at that smile!”

Girl #2- “ I know he’s so great.”

by Jessie branded January 6, 2025

Zombie Skeleton

A woman who wears to much makeup, smells, and starves herself to the point that you can see her ribs.

Do you see her? She looks like a zombie skeleton.

by Brow20k January 26, 2014

old skeleton

A program or code developer/hacker?

That old skeleton wrote in hexademical punch cards!

by eternal toddler June 14, 2015

Wet Skeleton

A sexual act so embarrassingly grotesque, you hope it never again sees the light of day

After Missy gave a blow job while peeing, she hoped no one would find out about her wet skeleton

by Rhi~Rhi~1369 September 19, 2016

sad skeleton

A sad sack of shit. Jaded, bitter, edgy.
Someone who accepts life for how terrible it is, nihilistic.

"I wouldn't talk to him, hes just a sad skeleton."

by HELPIVEFALLENANDICANTGETUP December 29, 2016

senior skeleton

The Coolest guy there is in the entire universe.

Ps. Totally not Senior Skeleton

Writing this definition.

Guy1:Wow when i grow up i wanna be like senior skeleton!!
Guy2: shut up Timmy no one cares!!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017