Shamrock Shake

The best possible item ever placed on the Mcdonalds' menu. People wait hours just to buy one when they start selling them the month before St Patrick's day. A green vanilla mike shake (which may or may not be more addictive than crack.)

Person X: What the hell is this line for at McDonalds?
Person Y: They released Shamrock Shakes, again!
Person X: Is that a Mexican thing?
Person Y: Irish.
Person X: Ahhhh...bless the Irish and their dairy treats!

by Philly1221 September 20, 2006

harlem shake

the act upon furiously dry-humping air in the stupidest manner, whilst wearing a motorbike helmet to a ridiculously gay ass song

bonguereathrian: i did the harlem shake last night! the motion of it made me cum...

jesus: me too!

by jesuscunt!! February 18, 2013

shake the snake

To masturbate or to jack somebody off.

Gotta go shake the snake because I just saw big boobs!!

by Casino Man September 25, 2008

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003

shake and vac

A blow job. Shake with the hand(s) and suck with the mouth like a vacuum would.

"She gave me a shake and vac on the first night, so me knew she was the one."
~Ali G talking about his girlfriend, Julie

by Phazia October 29, 2008

Protein Shake

a silly metaphor for semen

"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"

by B.Diddy August 4, 2007

Shake and Bake

phrase used when someone did something completely awesome
or when something completely awesome has just been said
then you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.

jullian's friend; "Man, i can't believe you hooked up with that girl Kirstie, dude she HELLA FIIINE!"

jullian; "i know right."

jullian's friend; "Shake and bake"

*fist pound*

by keewahbee February 7, 2008