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The London pussy puke sewer 

its where when having sex with a girl you puke in her pussy while pissing at the same time.

after result the stench usually smells like a London sewer.
the combination of piss and puke in the woman's pussy looks like a London sewer
hey jimmy I pissed and puked in your moms pussy last night, I totally gave here the London pussy puke sewer loser!

keep in mind you have to be extremely fucked up to say this

supersonic sewer sauce 

diarrhea that comes out of your ass so fast it literally moves at the speed of sound until it is slowed down by the sewer water.
Dude! I just made some supersonic sewer sauce. It looked like melted soft-serve!

Kermit Sewer Slide 

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive 

Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.
I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.

gurgling sewer 

The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).

See definition of grapefruiting
Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “
gurgling sewer by DialUpDaddy March 22, 2020

corneyed brown sewer trout

A big long piece of doody with corn in it.
Tom almost didn't make it out of his cleanroom suit before the big corneyed brown sewer trout poked its head.