Sejer

Sejer is a somewhat uncommon name for a male. Usually this person is a fudging nerd, who is very good at math and stuff. This particular person has probably had many jokes made about him, because of his name. The name 'Sejer' is similar to 'Sejr', which is pronounced the same way and is the Danish word for 'victory'. Clearly many puns have or will be made. Be careful when you talk to this person, because asides from being a fanboy, if you start a discussion with this person, you will find yourself still discussing things and reevaluating your life choices. But overall, Sejer is a very nice person, clever and terrible at making jokes, but great at pick-up lines! He is sometimes a bit too clever and can definitely make you look dumb, but he means well. Also, he's a petite muffin.

Girl: I like Beyonce
Sejer: Omg, what the hell? Girl let me tell you something...

by Cilora January 3, 2017

selebrity

a freaking sped monkey loser

yo, you see selebrity being a bish over there?

by spedmonkey2285 April 20, 2018

sclerbed

noun. Otherwise known as the "high" received from partaking in Lucifer's Quinoa a.k.a. (Devil's Lettuce, Kush, Ganja Brudda, Weed) . Some go as far as saying that you are only 'Sclerbed' if you smoke hash oil.

Me and Wiz took slab dabs: I am now "sclerbed" out of my mind, I can't feel my legs.

by Hepatightass November 27, 2017

selectator

A rare elevator part

When the elevator wasn't working, Robby replaced the selectator and got it up and running.

by Mamagaga June 14, 2018

select hockey

Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.

My son plays select hockey

by Puck snaps May 8, 2018

select security promotion

Select security promotion. This is when you leave an employee due to working conditions, poor treatment, etc and get re-hired down the road as a manager.

A: dude. I finally left that slave farm shithole. I couldn’t take it any more.

B: oh good. In a few months, they’ll re-hire you as a manager and you’ll be treated better because you’re higher on the corporate ladder. That’s a select security promotion.

by Vista20p July 14, 2018

Scelerat

Noun: when you go in the attic and you haven’t been in there in a long time, and what once was a full rat now is just a scelerat.

Man, I found a real scelerat last night.

by Blooboy301 January 7, 2019