bo selecta

The best television programme ever. Watch it- friday, ch4, 11:15pm

- Hee hee, jamon motha fucka - Craiiig David, retour. Can i get a rewind?

by Petai Pan- thats right July 12, 2003

Selection

A wizard from the popular mmorpg Rangnarok Online. Newb

"AMAGAD Halp!!!"

by Bleh June 30, 2004

Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

A characteristic possessed by people who concentrate only on the negative aspects of every situation, dismissing any positives.

Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays

Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.

Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.

Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

by SilverRod0203 June 12, 2018

Selective Bisexuality

When someone is gay or lesbian for everyone except 1 person of the opposite sex

My friend’s psycho former friend Donna is a lesbian, but for some reason she wanted to bang him. She has selective bisexuality

by Celtic_Wytch August 10, 2019

Selective Snowfall

Cuming on the floor and blaming it on and elderly family member

last night i made a mistake and had to do a selective snowfall

by john the faptist December 28, 2021

Up-Select-B

To commit suicide. Comes from the shortcut to delete your save file in older Pokemon games.

I'm about to Up-Select-B.

by AtlanticComputer October 13, 2020

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017