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Sebastian

"Sebastian is a ratboy"
by pablo escobars booty April 2, 2019
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Sebastian is commonly referred to as “The King” and is a megaladon. It has been rumored that Sebastian weighs 7.62 tons. He is also undefeated in arm wrestling. The only one who competes for his throne as the king is Owen. (Owen has won in arm wrestling before)
Friend 1: “Hey yo! I heard that guy Sebastian is the king!”
Friend 2: “I thought he lost to Owen tho”
Friend 1: “But he ChEaTeD!!!”
Friend 2: “You right
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The biggest simp in the world and fucks freshman and sucks at everything he does.
"that Sebastian kid is such a bitch"
by Jewish peopleeee April 18, 2020
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A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.
“Ew, who’s that gross flabby piece of shit?”

“Ugh. That’s Sebastian. Let’s go.”
by Sebby_memez June 1, 2020
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the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler
you are so sebastian bro
by ij4769 September 25, 2020
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the sexiest man of all time he will be the most special person to have ever walked on earth.
damn sebastiano a menace
by Sebastiano January 2, 2022
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