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Wipe Scratch

Used by people experiencing irritable rectal itch (skin irritation in the anus & surrounding area), a wipe scratch is used as a method of relieving the itch. The subject simply takes a handful of wadded (or neatly folded depending on perference) toilet paper and violently wipes the irritated area. The motion is usually done front to back although back to front is certainly acceptable as a means of equal relief. Often times the method of scratching is said to create blood, which may be caused by already existing gashes in the anus, which could be from hard stools. The method is becoming increasingly popular as a means of anus scratching as scratching with bare fingers is both unsanitary as well as dangereous.
"Please excuse me, I suddenly feel the need to wipe scratch, I'll be right back"
by ass scratch December 29, 2008
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Hollywood Scratch

When in a blockbuster action film, after the main actor has saved the world, killed hundreds of arabs/russians/aliens/zombies (delete as appropriate) and survived several other deadly situations, he comes out with only a small scratch on his face, which usually actually makes him look cooler, instead of looking battered, tired and pissed off like he would in real life.
The {Hollywood Scratch} is often seen im anything by arnold schwarzenegger or sylvester stallone:
Person 1: 'Jesus Arnie just saved the world, but he looks fine. He's only got a little cut on him'
Person 2: 'This isn't real man, its Hollywood, and that's not a real cut, its a Hollywood Scratch '
by Dilated_Junkie September 10, 2005
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scritz

(Bay Area)n. money, currency, revenue,scrilla,scratch,paper
I gets my scritz. If you ain't in for the scritz, what you in it fo'? I gotta' get my scritz together befo' I can bother wit' that!
by Big Kolah March 27, 2005
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scrait anus

mental and physical deterioration after extreme exertion.
Yo nig, that mile swim we did was scrait anus.
by bignig2000 September 9, 2010
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scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick
your mum is a dookie up glamookie scrat beaver glameaver doooooooooooooookie soulja boy ak 47 biatch
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Schittle Diddle

A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.
Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle
by Shittlebit October 21, 2013
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Scratch

A word used in place of words proven too vulgar for the situation; Slang terminology for inappropriate words in a professional scenario.
You’re being a Scratch; Scratch off; Oh Scratch; Scratch that
by Samuel Schnitzel January 19, 2021
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