Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

Scottish

A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck

Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020

Scottish Crabflaps

A Ginger Lot Lizard

Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”

by The stiffy bandit May 7, 2025

Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you

Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro

by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023

Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.

by KBAZ January 11, 2024

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

That scottish play

A reference to shakespeared "Macbeth"no one in a theater is supposed to say the m word for fear of bringing. Bad luck to the theater or whatever production is In house

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We're doing that scottish play soon. Not my favorite!

by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021