Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 2, 2019

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

Scottish alex

A person who is from liverpool but sounds as if he was from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“Im NOT FOCKING SCOTTISH” yes you are your being a ‘ Scottish Alex ‘

by lol your dad 63 January 23, 2020

Scottish dinosaur

A Scottish dinosaur is a group of retards who think their gangsta known as will luke Alex and Tyler

“Alisha their making a bet “
Tyler- “no their not”
The Scottish dinosaurs- “yes we’re having a bet”

by Gangsta in the evening April 17, 2020

scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard

That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020

Scottish

A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck

Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020