Scottish Weeb 

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.

you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!

Scottish Weeb by A 100% good source October 5, 2018

Scottish christmas 

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

Scottish christmas by Meathole69 October 5, 2018

Scottish mcnee 

Absolute boyo from up north, big stocky lad so watch out. Will fight anyone

Watch out Scottish mcnee is about

Scottish mcnee by Scottish mcnee December 5, 2018

scottish trumpet 

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

scottish trumpet by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Scottish Weggie

When someone goes under your Celt and pulls your nuts down

I howled last night so loud when my girlfriend tried the Scottish Weggie

Scottish Weggie by Balls taste February 28, 2019

Scottish tea party 

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

Scottish tea party by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Scottish snorkel dive 

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

Scottish snorkel dive by Electric jacko October 5, 2019