slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

slappy toppy

Giving someone oral sex.

Kylie left the party drunk last night and gave thuro slappy toppy.

by Taco marvin November 20, 2015

Slappy

A dumb ass, slow, wanna be

Hey Slappy, come here.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

Sappy Sucker

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker" And is commonly used by people who do not want to use "Mother Fucker" and instead use something that sounds like a sexual definition.

Dude your girlfriends is such a sappy sucker

by uwuegg June 15, 2022

Flap snappy

Bung Hole, Anus, Crapper, Poop factory

Shut your pie hole or I'll kick you square in the flap snapper, you stank-breathed biznitch!

by Drw May 9, 2003

desert slappy

The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.

"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"

by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009

sappy girl songs

Songs extrenely girlish girls listen to, and gay guys too. Songs to cry to. Songs that are played as slow dances at dances. Or what people "in love" listen to.

"Something About The Way You Look Tonight" "Because You Loved Me" "Burn" "I'm With You" "Cry Me A River" "Moment Like This"

by Ree March 25, 2005