Satanic Butthole

A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.

MSN Conversation:

Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something

Tom says: Kk

Bella says: I think it's time we

Tom says: Brb

*5 minutes later*

Bella says: Time we started seeing

Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*

Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-

Tom says: BRB!!

Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!

Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>

by Janice Booterman December 19, 2008

Satan's Alley

Colloquial reference to the anal cavity, especially in context with male homosexual intercourse. So named because many evangelicals feel that "homosex is sin." Popularized in the movie "Tropic Thunder"

Marty: I'm about to take a stroll down Satan's Alley with my butt buddy.
Phil: That's pretty gay.

by Jeff Gar-thee-uh October 27, 2008

satan tango

-when two people show affection for each other in the gift of sex
-bad people like hitler do it
-tommyinnit has a book on it

*Nick talks to Danielle*
Nick: Charlie said he can choke you better with his big long great King Kong of a chopstick when you guys satan tango.
Danielle: YO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

by darzan February 11, 2021

satan's scrotum

used to express scorching temperature

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here

by ryan conner January 10, 2008

Satan's baby

When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.

"After eating all of those habanero peppers last night, I had Satan's baby this morning!"

by Jedi Conductor September 18, 2015

Satans Cheese

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.

shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese

by rougedanno May 8, 2014

Theistic Satanism

As the Satanic ideals and religion grew more popular throughout the decades of the 20th century, most Satanists were only symbolic Satanists. This means they used Satan as a symbol for desires that other religions denied, individuality, strength, independance, etc, but did not actually worship or believe in Satan. To be a Theistic, or traditional Satanist, means to be one that truly believes in Satan and worships him as the deity that he is.

*Philosophical/Symbolic Satanism- " We don't actually believe in Satan, but we live very similarly to the principles of which a true Satanist operates on, minus worshipping"

*Theistic Satanism*- I believe in and worship Satan as a god

by EternalFollower July 21, 2006