Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.
"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"
He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019
He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019
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“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”
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by Handleburg April 7, 2025
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Two people of the opposite sex need to pee at the same time with one bathroom available. The female sits on the toilet while the male sits on top of her and aims into the toilet between her thighs while peeing simultaneously. (Double Saddle)
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