Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat

"U fucking Jewish saddler!"

by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017

Saddle Sensitive

butt hurt

Dude!,don't be so saddle sensitive just because you weren't asked to go.

by Cherish941 March 13, 2009

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 01, 2021

Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.

OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!

by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021

Black saddle tavern & oasis

A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.

“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

saddle bagging

The process of wrapping another man's sack around your dick with one ball on one side and one ball on the other and stroking until climax

My boyfriend's ass was hurting too much so we had to settle for saddle bagging

by The Real Dwobbit May 26, 2018