Said

a hot, selfish prick. a rich, pampered individual with a grande penis and a marathon tongue. young enough to do it often, old enough to do it right. has no time for petty drama and emotional hysterics. GRANDE!

Sarah: "you really know Said?!?!"

Ashley: "yeah!!!!"

Sarah: "how?"

Ashley: "he was standing behind in the movie theater line, with Megan Fox. he breathed on the back of my neck and i immediately gizzed in my pants. i haven't showered since......"

Sarah: "wow...so lucky!"

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

That's what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

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by DJ Scuffy March 2, 2009

That's what she said

That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.

Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault!!!
Hayley: Ew! That's what she said!
Kate: Gross! I meant your hose soaked me!
Hayley: That's what she said again! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now!

Kate: FML.

~

by IdSayYoudLoveToTapThisHoneyyyy March 11, 2011

that's what your mom said

A mix of that's what she said and your mom.

Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.

Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!

Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!

by stellar angel kitty rawr x3 September 26, 2008

Saadi

Usually the name of a big teethed witch that doesn't care for her students. When you go to her class, you dread every second of it. The work she gives is excruciating and you can't wait to leave. Legend has it, she used to be a stripper but I guess she changed now because she's a libtard. However, I'd sure love to have that flabby, boney ass bounce on this dick.

Teen 1: "I have Mrs. Saadi next class"
Teen 2: "Aw I'm so sorry dude."

by Sherwood Office February 6, 2019

sabido

Amazing strong athletic mexican(most likely) all around awesome person

That's guy reminds me of a sabido

by Jshdikahcldn July 6, 2016

Saaina

Saaina is that friend that everyone has, you know the one that is always singing and even though she doesn't admit it she has an amazing voice. Saaina is super funny. She can be shy at first but when you get to know her shes like this amazing girl who is compassionate, outgoing, passionate about what she does, reliable and trustworthy, she will keep any and all of your secrets. She takes a little time to get herself back together after hard times but, when she get back up the up and ready to go.

Person 1: Whos the best!! *wink* *wink*
Person 2: Saaina of course : )

by SmartSassyFangirl November 22, 2018