A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020

Sam is an extremely cool guy. He normally has ginger hair, brown hair and usually 5'9. He also likes to play video games with his friends. Sam usually goes for girls called Holly and Edith, he is kind and loving towards his girlfriend, however is easily embarrassed. His best friends are normally Ryan, Alistair, Iain, Ollie, Vincenzo. He has many weird talents, and is good with his hands.
I wish I was Sam
by Bishop Bante November 6, 2017

The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Sam, he will never let you down.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Person 1: OMG that guy is so perfect!!
Person 2: it must be a Sam
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Sam.
Person 2: don’t we all?
Person 2: it must be a Sam
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Sam.
Person 2: don’t we all?
by I Will Find Your Love Mwa... March 12, 2021

A Sam is quite possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet, he is good at video games and tries to tackle impossible tasks but pulls off most of those tasks he tries. He is also amazing in bed.
what a sam
by salmonthefish August 18, 2017

by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
