Cracker sweat

n. the trail of crumbs fat people tend to leave behind, even if they are not eating.

Person 1: Why are all these crumbs all over my bed?
Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry, that's just my cracker sweat.
Person 1: But we've never eaten in this bed, it's new!
Person 2: Yeah. I know. Cracker sweat, what can ya do?

by Deemon75 January 19, 2011

Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011

scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

by hSak March 5, 2016

Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.

Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

pizza sweat

The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.

Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"

by TOBE2020 May 25, 2018

Bag Sweater

Very hot day

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.

by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018