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skanky becomes you

When you otherwise normal girlfriend wears something sleazy and looks great and you want to do her.
Darling, skanky becomes you when you where that super tight black all-in-one leather outfit.
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
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stanky skank

A cheap female who gives herself too freely, has no respect for relationships, is uncaring of the status of a man, and has a foul odor. She usually walks like she's rode too many horses.
What a stanky skank! That fast food girl hoes around and tried to get with my husband!
by alfeef March 2, 2010
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Skwanky

Someone who thinks they are very posh, elegant or swank, but in reality they are totally skanky. These include, but are not limited to people that dress head to toe in designer clothing with the label or logo emblazoned on every square inch of their body, women that insist on wearing high heels even though they stomp around like horses, men who bathe in cologne and wear too much jewelry, anyone with a dog breed that has teacup as a prefix (usually carried around in a hideous bag made especially for it with logo of choice), people that think just because you spent a lot of money on it's classy, et cetera.
What is she thinking with those extensions and that dress?!

I have no idea, but she's totally skwanky.
by Josie Salome December 30, 2009
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Skanky Hoez

(Scan) (key) (Hose)
Hoe's dat be skanky and not wear clothing appropriate to the cilmate and need bustin'.

Basically girls that just like to be trampy and think people be jealous, when really you just wanna chase them down the street with a pair of jeans screaming " Get some clothes on you skanky hoe! You know you're cold! You know this...Mahnnn!"
Skanky Hoez be wearing shorts with no leggings or tights (i.e. bare legs) in the middle of winter with snow etc. If you wear little clothing and you fat. Dat Skanky. Taking self pics where people can see your tits and be like "I'm so ugly".
If you're all over some guy because you know he's got a girlfriend and want your skanky fake tan and make-up all on his genitals.
She will fuck you in the toliet for a pina colada.
by Hoe Busters January 17, 2012
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spankytard

spankytards trump followers
all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria
by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018
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Skanky Beaver

An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...
"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.

"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question
by the_groganator June 7, 2018
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Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.
VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020
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