barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014

Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after

by RdRocket September 14, 2018

Stretch

A long distance.

Billy: Want to walk to the store with me?
Kyle: Nah yo, that's a stretch.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.

Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!

by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011

far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit

Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023

Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 6, 2017