martha stewart

A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.

By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.

by andy March 17, 2004

Jake Stewart

A piece of shit douchebag who cheats on his wife all the time and lies out of his ass.

Don’t pull a Jake Stewart and fuck your life up.

by Queen😘 June 5, 2018

Seward

It's a disguised version of cunt, aka c-word.

Ivanka Trump is a total seward.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Sandman Stewart

The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.

"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"
OR
"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
OR
"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
OR
"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."

by SS fanatic January 16, 2009

Elizabeth Stewart'ed

a person who is frequently in other peoples business, wether it relates to them or not. Can also be used to describe a drama queen, someone who tries stealing other peoples jobs or responsibilities or who simply doesnt want to work hard.

I was meaning to work hard today but then I 'Elizabeth Stewart'ed' and started getting in other peoples business so I could try and steal their job.

by KGiddings02 August 12, 2014

Moses Stewart

Kid knows 99% of the bibble however he will find any chance to kiss the coaches ass or absolute cock slobber each and every teacher in order to bump up his shit grade. This ugly dumbass has collected all 6 virginity stones and still manages fuck himself over every day. Shattered spine Stewart (or split spine Stewart) has 1 friend and that’s his dog with severe diabetes. Big yikes in the chat for this one

Person 1: hey what’s up
Person 2: not having sex
Person 1: Moses Stewart??

by Everyone-Moses-knows June 21, 2019

Christopher Stewart

The best man to ever exist

Christopher Stewart is the best man to ever exist

by Lewis The Spud August 6, 2023