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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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Beef Spank

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.
by Banana1996 October 16, 2021
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frank spank

I frank spank because it smells good, gives alittle sting sensation and it's a great exfoliating lubricant for your dong. (Avoid getting into pee hole)
by Caesarsaladpizza March 28, 2015
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seat spank

when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.
"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"
by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010
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proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007
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Blicky spank

To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude
Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*

Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”
by Juicypussykarlss March 17, 2022
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