Dingleberry sling

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.

The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.

by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

Carcass Sling

A swing used for holding lifeless or lazy people, most likely hung from the ceiling.

Attach my friend’s Carcass Sling to the sky track and send him flailing around the room.

by CarcassSling March 22, 2019

sling ding

a tight fiting rubber dick a a pussy or ass

put the sling ding in me

by ShadowOfFlame March 7, 2019

sling ding

a tight rubber dick in ass or pussy

sling ding

by ShadowOfFlame March 7, 2019

dingaling slinged

A term in which a man slaps himself with his own dick usually when doing a helicopter or if a woman grabs it and slaps his inner thigh

"Honey you've just been dingaling slinged"

by Slingingmudd October 2, 2019

Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017