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Gucci Slide

When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy
Bro, you see that preganant girl over there? She definately got the Gucci Slide
by Gucci Slider November 2, 2022
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The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)
The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D
by When_ January 6, 2021
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Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.
I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.
by Russell Dust December 15, 2019
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poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping
Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.
by sinqueerious February 25, 2020
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Pomade slide

When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube
I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.
by Daman0613 June 5, 2014
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Greasy slide

When both male and female ejaculate on to the floor after coitus, then use it as a slip n slide.
Hannah very much enjoyed her greasy slide with Nathan.
by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014
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The H-Slide

The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.
I done dropped the H-Slide on my chick last night playah, she love that shit!
by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009
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