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Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.
Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011
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Scatter Cushions

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"
by ftnessp January 29, 2015
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Seattle Slurper

When you bust a nut in your girlfriends coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.
I just gave my girlfriend a Seattle Slurper! sex cleveland steamer angry pirate angry dragon
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Seattle Lutheran

a school that was good in the 80s but now everyone everyone had mono, depression, and juuls in the bathroom
by MyHighLife420 October 17, 2018
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seattle sniff

When a faggot gives himself a dutch oven the morning after.
Brad pitt couldnt remember the guys name so he did the seattle sniff.
by Pretty funny December 10, 2019
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Scatterstone

When 2 or more people go number 2 on a rock then, once the rock is completely covered in human excrement the players toss it back and fourth like a game of Hot Potato
Michael And Joseph are so gross! Look at them playing scatterstone!

Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon
by Elenordook July 13, 2020
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seattle surrender

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which individual drivers commit atrocious decisions in very congested traffic flow, and then stop all action, give up, then do nothing. The resulting effects usually impede all types of traffic from one or more directions. The actual event/decision may occur as the vehicle is in motion or after the vehicle is stopped. This is very common in Seattle, occurring every day from 5 am through 10 pm at almost every intersection or road or parking lot.
That left lane camper is committing seattle surrender.

The costco parking lot is impossible to drive through because of all the seattle surrenders.

The reason why we can’t leave the stadium is because that guy just seattle surrendered in the middle of the road.
by Ski_squared February 2, 2022
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