A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.
by Notanartho April 22, 2020
Get the Simpster mug.The greatest actor who ever lived, period. He once got into a wrestling match with Lawrence Olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. He's known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with Constantin Stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired Constantin to write "An Actor Prepares". Since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things "fresh as fuck" in his own words. Some of his known past stage names are listed as: Shirley Temple, George Clooney, Charlie Chapman, Bette Davis, Sophia Loren, John Wayne, Clark Gable, Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, Heady Lamar, Ginger Rogers, and James Dean to name a few. It is even rumored he was actually Lawrence Olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. A true pioneer of method acting, and substitution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. Bennington College even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. His material is also covered in most culinary classes in New Jersey. There are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a Sphinx. As well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang " Horn-rash".
"Just remember, when you can't find the right connection to support your character's choice of motive, just ask yourself... "What kind of burrito is Jimmi Simpson eating right now? " Your reasoning should then make more sense"
"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"
"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."
Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"
"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"
"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."
Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"
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A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
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Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.
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by xy.k August 25, 2021
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