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Silenced Fart

The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"

"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
by The Duncster August 2, 2012
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Silenced AK-47

The weapon of choice for those who enjoy spray and pray tactics during stealth runs in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield.

Also being developed as a new and real thing in the weapons industry.
You're not real, you're imaginary, like a silenced ak-47

You silenced the motherland? *gasp* Stalin would have a fit!
by Laurelyn March 17, 2015
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Vodka Silencer

An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.
A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.
by Alcoholic Movieman March 1, 2010
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salence

A feeling of peace in the midst of chaos
Salence washed over her when she caught a cab in the downpour.
by gatherer March 7, 2012
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Club Silencio

Location in the sub conscience of a woman Diane that can symbolize hell. It tries to explain to us that everything we see and hear is an illusion. Things aren't always what they seem.
I went to Club Silencio last night and saw Rebekah Del Rio there singing some song.
by derpnose March 1, 2010
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Slience

The state of a particular person while not participating in activities on Facebook, such as posting, liking, etc...
by Fractal Ground November 28, 2010
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Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!
Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'
by NODNYL January 15, 2011
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