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SHRED

To totally demolished, desecrate, eliminate and disintegrate a person.
Damn: Brody was Illin at the bar last night. I had to "SHRED" his ass in the parking lot. He thought he was gonna knock me off.

The next nigga that tries me I'm SHRED his ass. I'm to old to throw hands.
by OG Wisper LoCc November 15, 2023
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Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022
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Shred

‘yo did you shred the weed?’
by user4our2wenty December 24, 2022
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Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023
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shredded cheddar

Wicked jacked. Having the most muscles. Absolutely shredded.
Did you see that guy? He is shredded cheddar!
by iamrrh April 11, 2020
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shred that shit

shred that shit means basically leave that shit alone . stop bringing it up .
aye bro remember when you was at the club that one night and-

naw bro shred that shit . that’s the past
by anonymous6969420420 February 27, 2020
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Shred

To engage in a riotous road trip experience which leaves the soul nourished, the body and bike broken or damaged.
Just came back from a Euro Shred, can't feel my legs and my brake discs are warped
by Bubbajiggles July 8, 2022
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