Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.

Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.

Greasy Shaft by Juicy A June 24, 2016

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Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.

I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.

Shit the Shaft by bench knight May 6, 2015

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roasted my shaft

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.

man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"

roasted my shaft by baron of brie July 10, 2018

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self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.

Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.

self-shaft by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

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quivering shaft

Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee

I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.

quivering shaft by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013

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swedish crank shaft

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.

I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft

swedish crank shaft by ..... . February 14, 2014

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cupids butt-shaft

The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.

Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".

Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"

cupids butt-shaft by Long Dong Silvers November 13, 2018

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