bumpkin seed

the child of a bumpkin who will no doubt becoming a bumpkin himself/herself

That little kid eating the paint chips sure is a bumpkin seed.

by JohnnyDax January 17, 2010

spillin' seed

Male. To ejaculate in a place other than a vagina.

Did you see Ashley? I'm puttin' her straight in the spank bank and using her for spillin' seed.

by mikewin September 09, 2010

Penis Seed

The penis seed is a mythical item in which a female can place in her vagina to grow a penis. As of now it does not really exist, but maybe with all these new technological advancements in the world of science, the penis seed could become a real item on your list of things to get at wal mart!

Mary used to just be a dyke, then she used a penis seed, and now she's a transexual.

by April, duhh. <3 August 21, 2007

Bad Seed

Term used to describe someone who sucks at life as much, if not more than thier parents.

James' insane, Chris is a bitch....their folks must got some bad seed.

Dude, his mom ate road killed dog, no wonder he's a fucktard. He's some bad seed.


Mat Scaletta

by Super_Pope April 01, 2005

Plant the Seed

The seed has been planted when a well-planned, much-needed night in is mentally rejected.

The seed is usually planted on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If the bad influencer has succeeded in persuading the group to 'sack off' their responsibilities, i.e. lectures, deadlines, group meetings, one may exclaim 'The seed has grown into a tree'

Anna: So, tomorrow we reconvene at my house for an all-day no distraction group meeting!
Laura: I want to go to Oceana to seek out some Spice Boys
Mel: DON'T PLANT THE SEED!
Tash: It's already grown into a tree, don't fight it.

by Afrothump November 15, 2010

seed money

Seed Money. When you need to make a stack of cash and put it into your master life plan.

Like I need some seed money so I can buy a house and make my bed and breakfast biz.

by mrty9238 May 09, 2016

Seed God

A term given to a person in a friendship group who always relates everything back to sexual innuendo's. He / She will go to great measures to make the extraordinary, ordinary.

"Did you see what Davide did? He staked out that place for some birds then ended up with 3!" "Yeah, what a seed god!"

by Le Seed God Minion May 05, 2010