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scrotum moneky

a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.
i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."
by JustinTimberlake November 29, 2007
mugGet the scrotum monekymug.

monkey scrotum

The sac of a monkey, usually said when you are mad at someone or something
MONKEY SCROTUM! I should have studied for that test.
by Tommaas June 24, 2008
mugGet the monkey scrotummug.

scrotum clamp

It is the same as a Humbler (see definition). Quite humiliating for the male species.

This word is often used to describe someone who you think is a complete arsehole.
"STFU ... you're such a scrotum clamp"
by electricmistress February 5, 2010
mugGet the scrotum clampmug.

Scrotum munch

A scrotum munch is where two gay guys 69 and suck each others scrotums. And then they jack off in a cup and drink the others semen.

---------------------------WARNING--------------------------------

The scrotum munch is only for really hardcore sex-addicts. Only do it if you have had sex at least 100 times. If you are a transvestite, do NOT try this. You don't want to rip your plastic sacks.
ex1: hey, I know a kid and he said that he was a scrotum muncher.

ex2: hey Jay, wanna munch?
by pwnerofall June 23, 2009
mugGet the Scrotum munchmug.

scrotum clusters

(n.) a small group (3 or more)of grape seeds in a given area any given time.

(v.) the act of searching for grape seeds that look like mini scrotums.
(n.) "Here, have some scrotum clusters. Keep it with you at all times."

(v.) "Let's go scrotum clustering!"
by mikekale May 28, 2008
mugGet the scrotum clustersmug.

Scrotum bage

A slang word for a scrotum (ball sack)
by Gamo!!! October 29, 2008
mugGet the Scrotum bagemug.

Scrotum Locks

A person who has bollocks instead of dreads
"ooo nice scrotum locks man" (said in jamacian accent
by Cunt-muncher December 8, 2005
mugGet the Scrotum Locksmug.

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