test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

score checked

Being bumped up in hockey based on your points

My son was score checked from B team to A team for being top scorer

by Phunk420 April 2, 2018

scoring eagle

A plan/code for guys getting laid

Cole told his friends that scoring eagle is in effect. They high five

by C_Wice November 25, 2015

high score ghost

A high score on a game held by and usually the last memory of a dead relative, friend or practically anyone you know. Once you beat this high score, you lose all you had left of them.

Person 1: "I just beat my brother's high score ghost and lost the only thing left I had of him"
Person 2: "Oh fuck that's horrible"

by Parahedronix February 29, 2024

Score Fog

"Score Fog" is the mist or heat-induced cloudy windows that forms on the inside of your vehicle's back seat windows when you and your lover or your other NSA person are making out or "getting it on" in some form, like when you used to go "parking" with your highschool or college era date or lover or NSA person!

You're welcome!

After the movie, I took Susan out in the country and we parked at our usual make-out parking spot and we created major Score Fog because WE BOTH SCORED!!!

by [e-mail] May 4, 2025

you know the score

this term is used to tell someone they know what’s happening or another way of saying hello, typically used in britain

brit 1: wagwan, listen to this tune

brit 2: mad tune

brit 1: you know the score pal

by MAN7IC January 23, 2022