Samuel

Hates anyone who isn’t him. Cool around family, kinky and romantic around girlfriend, stupid but funny around friends. Probably wants to kill people.

Have you seen Samuel lately? I think he’s either doing his best or has just given up completely.

by Junkies October 21, 2017

Samuel

A gay fuck head who is built like a turtle, his long boney neck makes you wanna snap it in half
His Mc Donald looking ass forehead stands out from the rest
His hair is so fucking greasy i can see my own reflection in it
His 2 mm defter leaves men speechless, yes men he cant get women.

"yo tommy do u that Samuel over there"
"Ew bro"

by 2InchPinch96420 November 9, 2020

samuel lane

albino man whore whomst prays on younger women, preferably year 8 or 9 girls.

aaahh samuel lane touch me

by Roblox King 69 February 27, 2019

Samuel Strecha

Samuel Strecha (Salvatore Phoenix) is a personality from Central Europe often pretending to be a human being. His actions are abstract and so is his existence. Incomprehensible creature.

“Hi, are the Samuel Strecha??”
“Vymy slki daa podla mna.”
“Wow.”

by ERIX_ March 24, 2021

Dweebo Samuel

An awkward looking, physically inferior person. Often seen having an awkward stance and/or an anger inducing face. This is a play on words of the NFL Star Deebo Samuel.

" That kid Jason is such a Dweebo Samuel bro. "

by user456712 March 23, 2022

Samuel Adams

American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

samuel jackson

An alpha badass.

They would have let Jackson say, "may the Force be with you motherfucker!" If Episode 1 wasn't a homorific kiddie-cartoon load.

by r00fles April 24, 2003