Rule 62

A colloquialism of Alcoholics Anonymous. Rule 62 is "don't take yourself too damn seriously."

"What's wrong with him?"
"He forgot rule 62."

You're not as important as you think.

And learn to laugh at yourself.

by beldamebruno January 1, 2010

rule 31

Meaning "Tits or GTFO (Get The Fuck Out)". Usually found on sites known as 4chan, 2chan, ect

Someone posts a picture of a pretty girl and the next post states "Rule 31"

by Eternal812 July 6, 2008

Ja Rule

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

by Matthew November 1, 2004

The Golden Rule

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)

"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."

by EugeneInvestigator February 8, 2017

Five Minute Rule

The "rule" prominant in high school that allegedly states that if a teacher is not present in the classroom five minutes after the final bell has rung to indicate class has begun, the class may leave.

Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.

After sitting in the dark classroom for five minutes without a teacher, the majority of the class decided to follow the Five Minute Rule, so they got up and went to the cafeteria.

by Steph (editor - steferrknee) April 17, 2006

Saving Private Ryan Rule

When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.

Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?

No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.

Oh, right.

by Get.Big. August 7, 2009

Banana Rule

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.

Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.

by dub jay February 12, 2009