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Roy's Goddess

It's a sexual position, in which you pound away at your wife or gf's glorious royal pussy, and fell like you've done a great job, only to realize that you didn't reach half as deep as her Bulls, nutted really quickly and then realize you were only imagining it all, and was actually masterbatiing outside YOUR bedroom door while YOUR woman is in YOUR bed screaming with her hung Bull.
Can you believe Roy actually thought he was doing Roy's Goddess, but was really just jacking his tiny plum??
Roy's Goddess by Tiny cuck November 14, 2023
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Roy Alanis 

An awesome guy the best you will ever meet he is most likely chubby but has a big heart and usually one other big thing *wink* he is vary nice and always has your back but is always a dumb ass no matter what
Person 1 : whos the fat guy

Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick

Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
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Roy Joking Me 

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.
Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice* 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*
Nickname Of Elroy Jetson, Used By Rosie The Robot In The Jetsons.
Roy Boy by 69LoonaHellhound August 12, 2025

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.
Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!
a memorial for King Von like T.Roy
Bro V.Roy is the goat, R.I.P. to him mane
V.Roy by King Cudi December 22, 2020