rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

roff

roff = rolling on floor fucking

"whats up?" "roffing ur mom"

by Mohammed Ali June 18, 2006

roof rat

A sociopath who lies constantly, is manipulative , and leeches off others. A bottom feeding free loader who cannot hold a stable job and is frequently incarcerated in prison or mental institutions. A career criminal.

Ron is always broke and using people. He is such a roof rat.

by Sxxygirl05 November 8, 2014

Roffel

Parody of the the ROFL Acronym used as a joke by many, most commonly used in the phrase "Roffel My Waffle". The parody of this phrase is used in the example. The joke is meant to confuse.

Roffel My Falafel!

by Not Ran-Di July 20, 2003

Roffey

Roffey is the Ghetto of Horsham near crawley. It is filled with townies and chavs, the lowest of the lowest scum in the united kingdom. Roffey is like brixton, Compton and Arundel all rolled into one!

Lets go down to roffey and get our head smashed in by some stupid gay ass townie

by Lord spliffington July 31, 2005

roffle cakes

A food made of roffles.

I was eating some roffle cakes then I rolled on the floor laughing.

by X2Cube September 18, 2004

Tin Roof

When a girl is giving a male oral sex and uses the roof of her mouth to increase the pleasure for the male participant causing him to feel many times pain as the roof of her mouth is very coarse, yet pleasure at the extreme level also causes the reciever to coat the roof of the mouth with a metallic shine.

Dude im tired of getting the tin roof from kate, I've got blisters on my head.

by Seaman Inurmouth October 11, 2008