A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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Janerella is one crazy person!! She also acts like a Rooster with her he’d cut off. She never makes sense, and her hips are like dinosaurs.
by Murphy Bennett December 20, 2018
Get the Janerella Rooster mug.A bean roaster is the Mexican equivalent to a rice burner. It's a shitty little car that's been tricked out with spinning chrome rims and possibly a spray painting of mother Mary on the hood. What it lacks in power, it makes up for in impracticality; it's not fast and it's definitely not furious, but it's guaranteed to turn heads at any quinceanera.
1. Did you see that bean roaster running from the cops? Those cholos are loco!
2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!
2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!
by Young-Master-Bates January 22, 2019
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by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019
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by Baton Bitch February 2, 2021
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" Yo - Charline gave Tommy a Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail at the Phish concert last night, Brah! Totally ruined his Ed Hardy tee, son!"
by Foon J Cracker March 25, 2013
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