Burnt Rice

a racial slur referring to East Asians who are particularly and pretty tan

“Andrew wtf you’re so tan.”

“Yeah I know man I’m just some burnt rice *winks and does finger guns*”

“...”

by saltytsukki December 24, 2017

Rice Fam

Name given to a group of Asian friends OR Name applied to your token Asian friend in your friendship group of non-Asians.
Not racist - speaking favourably of Asians.
Also known as #RiceFam and Rice Family.

Hey yo here comes Hanh, he's my rice fam!

by a_lion_s October 4, 2016

Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.

Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!

by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016

mutton and rice

Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran

Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight

Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice
Mum: you know it!

by HarryChadwick789 March 5, 2017

Anne Rice

An author. She wrote The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches and so on and so forth.

She's often perceived as a goth/teen angst writer by the uneducated. There is nothing necessarily "goth" about her.

Her Characters usually are bisexual. Her characters feel a love for both sexes. She went back to Catholicism after her husband, Stan Rice (Poet)died of cancer. She's been writing books about the life and journey of Jesus Christ, and she's vowed never to return to writing books worth reading.

Idiot: Whatcha reading?
Me: Blood and Gold, by Anne Rice
Idiot: OH EM GEE1!1111 GOTH!
Me: **** you.

by hjklhjklhjklhjklhjlhjklhjkl May 19, 2008

Rice Burner

A Rice Burner is a car with a bunch of parts to make it appear
fast, but is actually running on the basic 4 cylinder engine.
Rice Burners,or Rice Rockets usually have these parts.

-Fake Fart Can Exhaust
-Body Kits thats are different color then the car itself
-Fake stickers/flames
-Sponsors such as NOS,but they don't have NOS
-A bright paint job, usually ugly
-Either Tinted or See through Lights
-Purple Window Tint (on windows)
-Loud Rap music coming from car
-Very high shopping cart Spoiler
-Fake vents/scoops
-Carbon Fiber hood
-Expensive Rims,Plastic Spinners,or missing hubcaps

And to complete it, a poor driver and a spilled
milkshake on the passenger seat.

Once I saw this rice burner, and it had purple window tint,
and only 1 spinner, and the rest of the wheels were spray
painted green and purple.

by Alamo11 February 8, 2007

Rice Pipe

A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.

Look at that rice pipe, that probably cost more than the car is worth.

by Pompous Smurf December 22, 2006