weeping rhino

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.

dude, Me and Melissia did the Weeping Rhino last night.

by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017

Rhino Lining.

When a man is taking a shit and another man starts making out with him.

I was taking a s*** and then I got Rhino lining.

by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 8, 2023

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

by Krrraj April 18, 2022

URBAN RHINO

When you project manager goes crazy and starts talking with a Scottish accent.

Greg went all "urban rhino" on us and was saying he was a vegan but you can see the animal blood dripping from his horn.

by ByanRouder March 1, 2018