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Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.
To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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Vaee x Xans allergic reaction

Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.
Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!
by Spinachh February 21, 2017
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Emoji Compulsory Reaction Disorder (ECRD)

This is the urge you feel when you either want to click on existing or add new reaction emojis to conversations on Slack or any other platform that offers Emoji reactions.
Youssef and Angelo seem to have an Emoji Compulsory Reaction Disorder (ECRD). They just cannot stop clicking the emojis they see.
by semyou November 26, 2019
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Relation Pyramid

The different levels of relationships with women.
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.

From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.

Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness
We broke up but I didn't fall on the Relation Pyramid. We just occasionally hook up now
by Dougiie May 19, 2014
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rejectionist

The other part of a receptionist's job.
Miss McCallen receives mail and packages, and welcomes visitors to the company's headquarters, but as an experience "rejectionist" is also very good at preventing unwelcomed visitors from seeing the company's executives.
by but for December 6, 2017
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