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Reed

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it
no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"
by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018
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reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
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by Professor not November 17, 2018
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reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
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Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
Check that old man with his dick in a box
“Oh thats just reed”
by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018
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Reed Vaughn

A long lanky mother fucker, has an absolute foot long. Has very high standards so many girls never get the chance with the Vaughn Slong. Very funny guy but when he's trying to sleep don't fuck with him, he is an enraged beast while trying to sleep.
Damn, Vaughn has a slong! Reed vaughn
by Jesse Moses October 23, 2018
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Matt Reed

A hotty with a body who’s closets are sooo nice. His air vents are just wide enough to chill in, just make sure not to drop your phone! He loves going to dinner with your parents and is a real mommas boy
So, Matt Reed was at dinner right?
by Matt’s bbg’s January 14, 2019
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Cale Reed

A professional at everything. Cale is good with the ladies. He is the worlds #1 metal head too.
When the football team saw how many girls Cale Reed got their jaws dropped to the floor.
by Cale’s Girl February 6, 2019
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