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Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
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Justin Reed Leyva

A funny person, throws trash cans, likes ass, drives a civic probably, and likes melodic rap.
Yo dude! Justin Reed Leyva is slumped again!
by trap4life December 3, 2021
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Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
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Reed

Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.
Why are you texting Reed? He a fucking loser.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
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Reed

FAGGOT ASS NIGGA
He’s really gay and likes boys and plays soccer
Hey that’s Reed run before he rapes you
by Gxldenyooo October 26, 2019
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Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.
Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.
by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019
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Reed

A white dude that skated and a has a juicy penis
by Johnsfatpenis69 November 22, 2021
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