Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Reed Coffer

4’9

Reed Coffer is 4’9

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed

When you misspell the word read

A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard

by Druuum January 8, 2022

Cade Reed

Brayden's Bitch

Cade Reed is Brayden's Bitch in any and all games as well as life itself

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Jermyra Reed

This is slang for a miserable ugly girl who breath stinks and has the teeth of a vampire.

“That girl is such a Jermyra Reed, Ew!”

by danibowers0302 February 5, 2025