Rectum Ranger

Really energetic nature applicants (R,E,N,A)
There is a Rectum Ranger in the woods over there
by Wack tush June 24, 2019
Get the Rectum Ranger mug.

Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.
‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’
by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018
Get the Gay Anally Rectums mug.

Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 10, 2024
Get the Rectum Cycle mug.

Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.
Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!
by TheSpice March 15, 2021
Get the Rectum rearranger mug.

Optical rectum Mengitis

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 23, 2021
Get the Optical rectum Mengitis mug.

Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.
Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam
by gmoneyslaps April 23, 2023
Get the Rectum navigator mug.

wet rectum

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole
Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum
by Grass man September 18, 2017
Get the wet rectum mug.