Socially Retarded

A person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.

John: (staring at his phone) I'm such a social person
Mark: When was the last time you talked to someone face to face? You are more like Socially retarded

by bilbobagg May 20, 2011

Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.

yer a retarded unicorn.

by Scene girl. November 12, 2010

Retarded

The act of taking a slice of pizza from the middle of the pizza.

Jimmy was retarded since he took a slice of pizza from the middle.

by HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH October 18, 2017

Efrum the Retarded Rabbit

The REAL Bugs Bunny

Efrum the retarded rabbit was peters great grandfathers idea but people preffered bugs bunny =/

by Battledonutt56 September 5, 2009

I love you so much its retarded.

The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.

guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."

by naanaalovessangriaaa February 11, 2010

get retarded

To be come extremely inebriated, to the point of not having cognative ability or function.

I got a sack of good weed, lets get retarded.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007