reaped 'dem up

To make fun of someone till that person can no longer think of a come back.

Tim: "Your a bitch."
Dave: "Well, Your girl told me your dick was small."
Tim:"..." ((Silent))

Gary: "oooh, He Reaped 'dem up"

by Talker-X May 31, 2010

Raper Van

(n.) a large, windowless van, usually white. Resembles a van a kidnapper, pedo,or rapist would use to transport their victims or drive around in.

His new car looks like a raper van... Nobody in their right mind will ever want to get into that car with him!

by ElizaZee January 24, 2013

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

Reppert

A term used to describe the feeling you have after having 4 beers, shitting your pants and crying.

Dude, Alex totally was Reppert last night.

by mrhomaaa November 8, 2012

ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee

wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!

by s0merand0meguy January 23, 2008

reapers

The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. I have dismissed this claim.

Ah yes, "Reapers" (insert airquotes)

by Council Turian April 29, 2010