A location where skinty cum dumpsters are known to habitate. Particularly, when they have become of age, the age of menopause.
"I gathered all my change and used rubbers in the couch, and moseyed on down to the chicken ranch for a quick fix."
by Magnum Wallace July 18, 2006
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Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.
There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.
There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.
1: Where are you from?
2: Rancho Cucamonga
1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?
2: Yes, and it is a real place!
2: Rancho Cucamonga
1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?
2: Yes, and it is a real place!
by anonymous12345 December 28, 2005
Get the RANCHO CUCAMONGA mug.a ranch where the owner of it does no work on it. instead he hires people to do the normal work associated with a ranch. george bush likes to play cowboy at his in texas.
by david j July 31, 2005
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"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"
"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"
"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"
"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"
"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"
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Get the Ranchy mug.The first High-School in Rio Rancho, New Mexico. Otherwise known as the middle of nowhere. Rio Rancho High School is one of the most Ratchet Ass establishments to ever exist in the Galaxy. RRHS is located in the middle of fucking nowhere, and when I say the middle of nowhere, I mean the middle of nowhere. Half of the U.S. doesn't even know New Mexico is a state, then there's the fact that half the people in New Mexico don't even know that Rio Rancho is a city. The school's food is god awful, and frankly, is full of drugs and complete fucking idiots and complete swag fags. Bugs Bunny turned at Albuquerque for a reason.
Person 1: "Hey what school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Rio Rancho High School"
Person 1: "....."
Police: "So he just fell out of a 12 story window?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess."
Person 2: "Rio Rancho High School"
Person 1: "....."
Police: "So he just fell out of a 12 story window?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess."
by FlawlessBitch October 31, 2012
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