road snot

Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.

Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.

by Dwayne October 2, 2004

road hot dog

Similar to a "road taco" but it's the girl giving the boy head while driving down the road.

Hilary gave Matt a road hot dog while driving home.

by freakyjazzy November 27, 2009

Road Diamonds

n.

The result of clear "traveler" beer bottles post drinking on long car trips. Especially evident around large signs displaying distances to locations (or "score boards") and can range in sizes from near full bottles to absolute dust depending on variables such as local speed limits, build quality of road furniture and skill level / level of intoxication of bottle ejector.

Also -

Road Emeralds - green bottles
Road Rubys - brown bottles

Broc -"This is a work car, don't just throw bottles on the floor!"

Fish - "Time to make some Road Diamonds!"

by fewlish November 16, 2009

Road Hash

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it resembles hash browns covered in ketchup; Also a woman's genitalia that has been extremely over used.

Just the thought of eating that road hash makes me sick to my stomach!

by thecougar727 May 20, 2011

road sarcasm

The less intense and more condescending version of the well-known road rage.

Driver: "I think that maybe, you should tailgate me a little bit closer. You are totally my goddamn favorite person right now."
Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"

by gurgle69420666 October 1, 2013

Road snack

When you eat a girls pussy when she's driving.

"Melissa was driving while Jake gave her road snack."

by Orange fingers May 8, 2014

Road Rage Rug Burn

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.

I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.

by Your friendly neighborhood... November 27, 2015