Remorseful Hitman

Derived from the word remorseful meaning re·morse·ful
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adjective: remorseful
filled with remorse; sorry.
"the defendant was remorseful for what he had done" and the word hitman meaning hit·man
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noun: hit man; plural noun: hit men; noun: hitman; plural noun: hitmen; noun: hit-man; plural noun: hit-men
a person who is paid to kill someone, especially for a criminal or political organization.
A remorseful hitman is a person who cries and says I am sorry that i am going to have to kill you but i was paid to.
by LilJDUB71 November 10, 2019
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GPT Remorse

When you write your homework longhand, because you don’t want people to know you used ChatGPT.
"Yo, I totally had ChatGPT remorse last night. I had the AI draft my essay, but then I rewrote it in my own handwriting 'cause I didn't want my prof to think I was capping about doing my own work." -ChatGPT
by Poppet25 November 19, 2023
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Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy
I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.
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Goodnight remorse

When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight
I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse
by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021
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saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.
I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.
by THe What WHAT?! December 6, 2009
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Sufferers Remorse

When in a game of spades, the score is one-side by a large margin and the losing teams bags the other just to prolong the game even though the losing team knows there is no way in Hell that they can come back and win.
Stop the Sufferers Remorse already! This game is over!
by TanisOmega July 31, 2012
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Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.
Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.
by Interemptor August 23, 2016
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