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saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.
I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.
by THe What WHAT?! December 6, 2009
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Click Remorse

The sense of visceral regret that one feels after searching the internet for something that seemed innocuous yet in actuality was horrific and unforgettable.
Todd: Ermahgerd...Bro, I just watched tubgirl and now I'm rockin some serious click remorse.
by Phallus Festivus June 5, 2018
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Ballers Remorse

When you spend money like a baller then regret your spending it because you could have spent the money elsewhere.
Damn bro you balled out last night. I know bra I kind of have ballers remorse.
by musicaddict1389 April 2, 2015
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Lovers Remorse

A feeling of regret after a relationship that did not turn out as you hoped it would. Sometimes caused by over - commitment.
She had lovers remorse after a one night stand and felt cheap.
by Sovereinty Restored September 22, 2023
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Sufferers Remorse

When in a game of spades, the score is one-side by a large margin and the losing teams bags the other just to prolong the game even though the losing team knows there is no way in Hell that they can come back and win.
Stop the Sufferers Remorse already! This game is over!
by TanisOmega July 31, 2012
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Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.
Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.
by Interemptor August 23, 2016
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beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
by facebook_user January 2, 2017
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