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R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.
"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."
by JENN May 26, 2004
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R. Kelly All Star

Abbreviated as RKA. A young girl who is quite the looker but may not be of legal age...yet.
Me: See that chick over there giving me the eyes? She's a R. Kelly All Star. In a couple of years, she's gonna be serious.

Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile
by TeflonDon March 11, 2008
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Kaden R.

The guy with the dog. It would be really funny if it got ran over.
Hey that’s Kaden R. His dog got run over.
by Illegal Water Dealer #1 March 19, 2019
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R. Kelly

an unexperienced blackjack player at your table causing the entire table to lose by consistently hits and busts when the dealer has a 2-6 upcard.
Man, it was going real good till R.Kelly showed up.

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Damn he's hittin' more 14's and 15's than R.Kelly.
by pop_ajoe December 12, 2003
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Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with
" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."
by Von J November 29, 2007
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r. kelly

A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.
R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!
by bigbadunk June 8, 2007
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