An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Putinmug. the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.
He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022
Get the Pulling a Putinmug. Non-medical term for a micro-penis.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
Get the Putinmug. Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.
by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022
Get the Putin’s favorite congressmanmug. 
Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022
Get the Vladimir Putinmug. Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.
by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022
Get the Putin’s favorite congressmanmug.