Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.

It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.

by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022

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Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.

Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in

by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022

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A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.

Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.

by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022

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Stupid idiot. Used when you want to say that hes/shes extremly mean and crazy.

Person 1: I really hate her
Person 2: Yeah, shes just as mean as Putin.

by valle3 March 10, 2022

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A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.

Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK

by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022

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