Puke-Dick & Shit

So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?

Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.

Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?

by Stoney69 March 24, 2020

Puke

A total piece of garbage idiot. Someone who acts like an asshole but they are really dumb.

My ex husband is such a puke

by moxiemagic March 29, 2021

Puke

A term often used to refer to a worker with a poor work ethic. A person willing to throw up sub par work. Has no sense of craftsmanship or pride

Look at Jim, what a miserable puke. He just hacks it in all the time

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

pukelet

A small quantum of vomit, such as may be left on the floor by one's cat.

"Watch out where you step. Rex left a little pukelet on the carpet for us."

by drnephron September 9, 2023

Casual Puke-age

n. the act of vomiting in such a way as to not draw attention to oneself.

Dude, Tim is engaging in some serious Casual Puke-age over there.

Don't worry man, my dogs will eat it tomorrow.

by millering September 16, 2010

Air Puke

Another term for gagging.

Dude - I just puked but nothing came out. What the fuck was that?
Bro - Air Puke? That's bitchin'

by Architechnologi May 21, 2011

Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.

I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.

by Pokerbrat October 17, 2013